I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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