So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I have tasted many bathrooms
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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