Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Randomize