I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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