Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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