Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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