Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
He felt like a one man threesome
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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