There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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