Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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