how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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