And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
i think im in europe. pls send help
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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