$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
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He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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