I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
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So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
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I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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