he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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