Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Boobs are out for the taking
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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