So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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