I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
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Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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