It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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