my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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