There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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