I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
There's a naked man in my car right now.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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