Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
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