Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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