i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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