I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
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Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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