Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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