Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
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sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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