I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
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What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
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You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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