If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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