Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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