Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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