Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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