is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
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Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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