I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
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