so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
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Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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