"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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