So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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