Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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