Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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