I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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