Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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