How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
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I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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