Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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