Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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