My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
