If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
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Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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