can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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