i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
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I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
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I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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