There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
