why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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