Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i think my tv is drunk
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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