she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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