I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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