is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Randomize
