He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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