Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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